Total Medals Earned: 369 (From 100 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,565 Points
Medals Earned: 3/14 (25/425 points)
Get a game over.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Pause the game.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (160/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
View all of the Bios
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/280 points)
Finish the first area
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the first boss
Fly 3,000 miles
Kill 4,000 enemies
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Defeat the fourth boss
Reach level 20
Defeat the third boss
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (150/295 points)
Complete the game
Complete the game without dying
On 'Difficulty Increased' level, fall out of the purple gate instead of walk.
Make it through a purple gate just as it's closing
Die 50 times
Rotate the screen 500 times
Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/45 points)
Throw up a food item
Bounce on a spring
Push a button
You are dead
Enter the Earth
Medals Earned: 2/7 (20/110 points)
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Achieve a 50x multi.
Achieve 100x multi.
Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Get 1m points in a single high jump.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/185 points)
Complete any level in under 30 seconds
Collect all the gold
Don't die
Don't kill any grunts
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/290 points)
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 5/8 (225/375 points)
Give 'em a pinch!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
X marks the spot!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Find all the secret movies!